{"id":587,"date":"2019-02-18T08:24:49","date_gmt":"2019-02-18T14:24:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/roykessel.com\/?p=587"},"modified":"2019-03-10T10:38:54","modified_gmt":"2019-03-10T15:38:54","slug":"12-most-absurd-things-seen-at-the-health-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roykessel.com\/12-most-absurd-things-seen-at-the-health-club\/","title":{"rendered":"12 Most Absurd Things seen at the Health Club"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"4032\" height=\"1960\" src=\"https:\/\/roykessel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/2019-03-04-17.15.38.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-748\"\/><figcaption>How many of these 12 Rules Do You Violate?<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Many of us spend a lot of time at the health club.  Just like anywhere else, you see some crazy things there.  Here are my 12 Most Absurd Things Seen at the health club.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><strong>Parking<\/strong>?Part\nof the idea of going to the Health Club is exercise.&nbsp; Right?&nbsp;\nSo why do people stop with their cars parked waiting for someone to pull\nout of a space for ten minutes so that they can park one row closer to the\nentrance?<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><strong>Lockers<\/strong>?It\ndoes not seem to matter how many lockers there are or how crowded the club is,\nthe odds say that the lockers above\/below\/adjacent to you will be the ones needed\nby the person changing at the exact same time as you<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><strong>Attire<\/strong>?I\nrealize you want to show off your body, but showing off&#8221; seems to have the\nconnotation of making yourself look better, not worse.&nbsp; <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><strong>Mirrors<\/strong>?Yeah,\nyou look cool.&nbsp; But blocking half the\nfloor of the stretching and ab workout area so you can watch yourself in the\nmirror? <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><strong>Pool<\/strong>?I\nrealize you take your swimming seriously but a 50 meter pool does not really\nnecessitate you having an entire lane to yourself and scowling at anyone who\ndares to enter your waters.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><strong>Hot\ntub<\/strong>-The jets in the hot tub are for your other&#8221; muscles.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><strong>Change\narea<\/strong>?Aren&#8217;t we limited to one carry-on bag to come to the heath club??\nThe size of some of the bags the way that some people want to lay out their\nclothes seem to require a King Sized bed for them to get ready<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><strong>Showers<\/strong>?Keep\nthe singing and humming in your own shower. &nbsp;And we don&#8217;t need your used razors left in the\nshower.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><strong>Blow\nDryers<\/strong>?Okay, how do we even describe this on a public website.&nbsp; Let&#8217;s just say don&#8217;t remove the L&#8221; from\npublic because we don&#8217;t need to see you blow drying down there.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><strong>Scale<\/strong>?Here\nis a simple concept.&nbsp; Get on.&nbsp; Look at the number.&nbsp; Get off.&nbsp;\nStanding on the scale for 30-45 seconds is not going to make the number\ngo down any lower.&nbsp; <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><strong>Suitmate<\/strong>?This machine is\ndesigned to get the water out of your suit.&nbsp;\nWhen it stops spinning, no matter how much longer you hold down the lid\nyour suit will not dry any further and it will never come out toasty warm like\nyou are just getting it out of the clothes dryer.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul><li><strong>Restaurant<\/strong>?Okay, we just worked out.&nbsp; Burned a few calories.&nbsp; It is fine to have all natural and healthy types of foods but can&#8217;t you have a little bit of junk food for us afterwards. <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p> <em><strong>Which things do you see that drive you crazy?<\/strong><\/em> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many of us spend a lot of time at the health club.  Just like anywhere else, you see some crazy things there.  Here are my 12 Most Absurd Things Seen at the health club.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":748,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[369],"tags":[308,301,307,302,305,304,306,6,303],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roykessel.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roykessel.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roykessel.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roykessel.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roykessel.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/roykessel.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roykessel.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roykessel.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roykessel.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roykessel.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}